Call Me Maybe - League of Legends

My friend have all gone to bed so
Start a game, solo queue
Don't tell me, already knew that
I'd be laned with noobs
Janna pushes the lane, with
Howling gale to their face
Taking all my last hits
How can I farm like this?

Couldn't see a damn thing
Nocturne's bot for ganking
Janna ults them to me
...what do you think you are doing?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy
But I'm your carry, so help me maybe
It's hard to not rage, at you baby
But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe?
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy
But I'm your carry, so help me maybe
All of the other champs, they try to chase me
But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe

Pressing b to recall
Karthus sends in his ult
You didn't shield me at all,
But still you're in my lane
Sona's 0/13
Insists that she is AD
Oh wait, she just got a kill, that she ks'd from me
Taric stunned a minion
Please stop feeding Draven
Get out of Singed's poison
Or can we vote "yes" already?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy
But I'm your carry, so help me maybe
It's hard not to rage, at you baby
But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe?
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy
But I'm your carry, so help me maybe
All of the other champs, they try to chase me
But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe

The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?"
Why are you so bad? Why are you so so bad
The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?"
Why are you so bad? Why are you so so bad

It's hard to not rage at you baby
But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy
But I'm your carry, so help me maybe
All the other champs, they try to chase me
But I'm your carry, so heal me maybe

The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?"
Why are you so bad? Why are you so so bad
The more I play the more I ask, "Why are you so bad?"
You should've known that, so heal me maybe?